Rule Four~: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you.
Suggestion: Consider keeping a bill hidden under the footpad inside one of your shoes. Consider going on the date with a friend, and invite your date to do the same.
Please read these recommendations to help keep your online dating experience pleasant and memorable! No matter how charming or convincing your date may sound, do not allow a fantastic smile and a charming personality to make an exception from this rule.
We believe that people basically are good, and that they have good intentions, unless they otherwise prove us wrong.
Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object.
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.